It is already 2:00 AM. This is the second
time I write this same post. There was a blackout that lasted about 10 min.
Reason for which I lost the first draft of it.

I got off the phone with ale an hour and a
half ago. And I know I should just go to sleep and shut up. Probably most of
u guys are either getting hi, drunk, laid. Or u can be sleeping, playing with
the naughty hand or if u live in China probably wasting your time. Cause
instead for researching what they asked u on the Internet at school u are reading a blog of
a guy that is at more than 4000 Km away.

Some people say their shrink or parents are
one of the few people that understand them. For me, one of them is not a
doctor. In fact it is "a someone" that would like to call her child Chloe.
Someone that may hear the word cat and stuck in the same sentence and start
laughing. Someone that has among several gifts the one of cracking enough to
wake-up people.

Such an interesting person exists? That may
be your question. Maybe you are asking yourself what the hell is Rodrigo
talking about. Well I am talking about that people we sometimes create in our
minds for moments like this. Some one we would like to talk at 2:12 AM on a
Thursday...

That’s what I am looking for. But I can't
talk to that image in my head for something related to "a lion action of
being innocent", just when u see a powerful being as a dragon be vulnerable,
at rest.

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Since I am still here and bored let me talk
u about an idea. Now is when u ask yourself: What idiotic idea Ro came up
with this time... Is it another story of drunk guys? Is it another contest
for a Kovak bottle? Or is it a poll about the annoying eyes of the blog?...

Well, this one is actually interesting. In
inspiration of "the one minute man" lest use a minute to refer and show
the difference in perception at such hours of the night for the unit of a
minute...

What is a minute right now for:

Me- A
dilemma of when should I go to sleep, or if I missed a
coma.

Estevan- One more hour of sleep from he will
have to wake-up for the mission. He will feel so mad of being awaked by a
strong shouting that he will desire to be at home in
Rio.

The guys trying to fix the black out of the streets in
front my house-
They probably didn't realise it yet. Maybe they were
playing truth or dare. In which the dare consisted of unplugging the small
cable that gives light to Flamengo.

A pervert in China-
He just woke-up and he has already spanked the monkey 4 times
because of what he
remembers of the dream in which he had wet
fantasies.

A guy dancing in a
club-
He must be wondering if the fact
that 7 guys and no girls have asked for his phone has anything to d with he
be wearing a pink shirt. He has to go to the bathroom to pee
too...

The guys at 24h Bob’s-
since they saw that probably no one it gonna go to eat today
because of the blackout, they decided to help for the cause and eat all the food.

People that are not from Rio-
Wondering why the hell we have a
feriado of a guy that isn't from here.

Mei
Mei-
She must be flying someplace over the Atlantic Ocean on her secret trips she
takes when Rafa is sleeping... She forgot the keys at her lover's place in
London.

The guys at the ISS (International Space
Station)-
Thinking over and over, why the
hell they decided to get stocked in there for a month working for some people
kilometres away and forgot to bring porn among their baggage.

Naked guy that lives in front OLM-
He must be sleeping
too.

Batman-
No idea, he must be someplace making out with cat woman.

A condom- He has
just been spitted on, he feels offended... What he
doesn't understand is why he feels with such pressure.

 

It is time for me to go to sleep, it
is
now 2:37 PM... Good night… Buenas Noches, Boa Noite, etc. Call me if u
feel as
bored as me…

It's been a while since I post something. In fact, my blog becomes more and more impersonal. I can't remember the last time I actually posted something I actually needed to say.



This past week was kind of a roller coaster at first. Then it turned out to be calm, in fact to calm. The pain in my stomach from my sessions at gym with Sasso are tough to deal with. Each time I stand up or even sneeze I complain like a girl. Those people from school never saw me probably cause I went to the bathroom in those cases.



Some funny stuff happened from the time of my last post. Some stuff really inside me which I am unable to write down for other reasons. I changed quite from the inside, unexpected things happened. But all for good, I mean a lot of issues were brought and worked out for a good cause. For example I was unable to study for physics for important reasons worth not the study. Therefore, next day at school I hided in a toilet for 50 min to study for the test.



With one hand I had to hold those doors that lack of any locking system. With the other I was holding my book and I seated on the toilet's cover.



Pressure from teacher and friends of me not studying got me pretty mad. Cause, yeah. I admit I had been going out probably too much and forgot about school. But these past weekend have really studied, in fact you can see i t with my grades. But still, math is something I have to improve. If Mr. PI is reading this I hope you believe be I worked hard for last test. In fact if u check the blog, u will see I had not posted anything in days.



By the way. I am applying my new status of ASEXUAL. In case u think this is asynonymous of "gay" let me clear things up. This basically is my new plan for this weeks. It consists of having no sexual interaction with either sexes or even myself. This means, not shaking the monkey, not making out or in, nor getting it
jiggy with anyone.



At this point u probably think it is a pretty hard thing to do. And due to my nature of not keeping my promises I won't be able to keep. But I have been for a while, and I am gonna become more serious. I even realised that for men (girls is the opposite sometimes) it is extremely useful for intellectual capacity to have all necessary blood in upper parts of the body. A small amount of hormones and sexual activity gives me the concentration mediums to achieve my goals.



Taking advantage of the fact that Rafa is sick and I am grounded I will dedicate time to write thesis, read, read, and read plus writing the so talked about stories of mine.



I know I should rehearse with the band too. If any of u guys know a bass player please tell me. But thinking about it, who really reads this crap. No one. I mean why do I address al my thought for 3rd people. I should write more in a sense of a diary, cause lets not kid ourselves, no one is time wasting or at least bored enough to read this unbearable texts of mine.

The yellow of the yellow...

The strange awkward common facts of cab drivers



The following is a deep analysis based on several experiences and observations of cab drivers, and their strange common cults as well as psychological
aspects.



1- I don’t know if u noticed it, but they never sing the songs from the radio. I mean, even the most serious guys that listen to music in their cars, once in a while sing the favourite song. But cab drivers always maintain that strict job
attitude.



2- They always seem to know what time is it exactly. They don’t even seem to need a watch. U ask them, and they give a close approximation based on what the
hell?



3- Never talk much, but always pay attention. In fact some of them even speak another language different than Portuguese, but they never interrupt the passengers.

4- They never listen to techno



5- Always seem to get the right song for the right night for u



6- Never sneeze



7- Have no master degrees, but are able to learn by hard almost all 784 streets from zona
sul.



8- Rarely stink



9- Have at least one strange artefact, either a little chopper on the air conditioner, a dog on the panel, an adhesive of Jesus, the logo of their team, some strange commercial adds, a radio station stamp, a cell phone charger, etc.



10- Always have a strong opinion about global politics, government and if lucky about nuclear
physics.



11- Know very well the history of Rio of Janeiro, usually they start the conversation with: “You were very young, but this used to…” OR
"Você sabia que aqui antigamente...”



12- If they have such a sensible ear that if the minor strangeness in the voice of the passenger indicates a strange accent, they immediate activate the
“gringo” mode. This mode, consists of the following:

a) They immediately suffer of amnesia of the fastest routes

b) Start talking about the country u are from, from which apparently they know too much, even more than what u think

c) Change for money disappears

d) Remember there is a faster route to get to the destiny. But to take it he makes a turn through all zona sul.

e) Forgets to sum and subtract at the time to give u the money

f) Gives a mini city tour

g) Make u say the address of the street in Portuguese a couple of times just for the pleasure of hearing your fuckin pathetic
accent.

13- When u call the “central” there is a woman answering the calls, but all cabdrivers are
men.



14- Are always talking to other cab drivers when waiting for passengers, but at the moment of finding one, they immediately stop talking and don’t even say goodbye to the fellows



15- Even with out raising your arm they have a special “reading mind” equipment in the car that is able to tell the moments u DO decide taking a
cab.



16- Are always free when u don’t need them, and gone when u do.



17- Sometimes have s similar treat with u that psychologists. They a strange person, which is charging u for time, they hear u without actually knowing u and their answers are usually: ah/ta/oi/hehe/a ta/como, etc…



18- Never need to go to the bathroom



19- Have no tattoos



20- The photos from the licenses never look like the actual driver



21- Most of them are catholic.



22- Are never eating, and only a few times drinking while driving



23- Have the same trash bags on the back of the front seats



24- Are in constant disagreement with bus drivers, a parallel relation of cats and
mice.

25- Never fart



WILL CONTINUE…

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