A HALLOWEEN TERROR ALCOHOLIC STORY. EXPERIENCES OF A DRUNK GANG...
It was a calm clear sky night in the city of
Rio de Janeiro...
TIME: Sometime around 5:30 AM
Somewhere at Lagoa idiotic drunks were to have
a bohemian after-party.
It had been a Halloween party. But everyone
had left and all alcohol, chocolate, candies and food was to be consumed for
only 4 individuals.
Serious, mature and uncorrupted young men were
having rational conversations about the female sex, politics, futbol, etc.
But then. The talking ceased. And all that
rised was the time for alcohol. (The guy with glasses never showed-up in the
photos again.)
It all started with a big beer can. Found
aparently by the individual in the middle and celebrated by the other two on the
sides.
Then the scotch came. And the fun was getting
closer.
Female costumes and a blury shaking
photographer are just a few indications of the state of these young fellows.
Mr. ET joined the part. At that time we were
not sure if it was an air man or an actual ET. He too was never seen again.
It seemed that the camera guy had stopped
drinking in the previous photo. But as we can see in this picture he was not
even able to hold steady the machine.
Mr. Down-BAT came at later instances of this
after-party. What happened to his right wing, or who is the gentle man rapping
him remain a mistery.
Peeing is a very useful and elemental activity
of the drinking process. This here is what is known as "Synchronized Pee-Budies"
The aftermath. Alcohol takes these clean guys
to unpredicted dirty ones.
Gravity doesn't help
As you can oberve, the only aparent survivor
is the camera guy.
Above is the Camera Guy. The Evil manipulator
of such unapropiate actions of nice men like us.
I can feel the next morning pain.
Note: All
real names and locations were omited for the safety of the drunk guys. Reasons
for passing out were in no way related to the amount of alcohol in the blood.
They were caused for intense school stress and high amount of sugar from
chocolate.
CONFESIONS OF IDIOTIC DRUNKS WAS BROUGHT BY:
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